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Name: Claudia
Location: Los Angeles, Equatorial Guinea
Birthday: 12/18/1985
Gender: Female
Interests: God. Writing, specially gloomy poems. Love the gloomy poems. Boys. Lets go pick up men. Aaand ponies. Oh yeah, neon mascara is kickass too.
Expertise: ...I don't think I qualify.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Textiles
Message: message me
AIM:  manicmermaid00
AIM:  who_killed_kitty
Member Since:
7/21/2004
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| - Somebody Told Me
I wish I was a god damn fish.
Riding today, RIGHT INDIRECT REIN.
jebus.
I love him, me loves him not.
god damnit he is drop dead sexay.
EMILY STOP WHINING.
you're no fun anymore. | | |
| I want him over me. I want him laughing. I want him beautiful. I want him.
love is beautiful. he is my sun, I live for his laugh, for his evil, for his night. and I want him laughing, always, with me or without. I want him laughing.
he loves me. he loves me not.
I want him laughing. my only.
I will make him smile, from the bottom of his heart. I want to tell him he's home. I want him laughing. just thinking about him makes me sweat, makes me cry. I want him holding me. | | |
| Write Yor Name With Your . . .
*Nose: dcla78eia
*Chin: cl,audfia
*Toe: claudia
*Finger: claudia
*Tounge: claudia
*Elbow: claudika
*Shoulder: CAHD87L
*Eyes Closed: claudia
*Wrist: dclksaudia
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| YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? Claudia Delafield Drury
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Michael
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? Claudia Delafield II ? I think not.
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Primavera Calliente
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Um, Drury is often botched into Druly, or Jewlery [wtf].
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name? Not a Chance.
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? I dont believe in either.
(8) Do you think God has a gender? prolly. But not male or female.
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? nope. Scientists are much too logical to understand anything.
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? yep. but not church. not on sundays.
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? six feet under.
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? not really.
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? lordy. why even ask me that? people laught by looking at me.
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? Kate Cherven
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? I laugh at whatever the hell I want to.
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? generally. yes.
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? free my soul.
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? my bondage essay.
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? yes.
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? Some kid named luis played a concert. lord those that sucked. Um, also ones that are too Ice, Ice Baby.
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? Salsa. tee hee.
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? LaLa
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? She Will be Loved.
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? My own.
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? She Will be Loved.
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Erm. Spy Kids.
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? no.
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Han Solo, that sexy beast.
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Romantic.
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? American Pie, EuroTrip. . .etc. etc.
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? healthiness. but taste usually wins.
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? cheddar.
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? um. . .I like 'em sharp?
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? I'm a vegetarian.
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? yes. yes I do.
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? Mac.
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? erm. not at all.
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? no.
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? yes. I think before I say.
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? I avoid Ebay altogether,
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? nooo. not really.
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? I would have to go with penis.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? I would have to go with penis.
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? I would have to go with penis.
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? For Brad Pitt, anything.
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? Brad Pitt.
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? Kate Moss. Whoever that is.
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? tee hee. I'd feel bad for the person attempting it.
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? I can always remember why.
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? Brad Pitt.
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? hell no.
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? no.
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? no.
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? no.
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? no.
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? once again, no.
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? erm. 91101?
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? yes.
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? I dont think about that, problem solved
(60) What do you think of pi? a number that goes on forever? tee hee.
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? I was actually a bit relieved we're getting to the real questions.
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? happy.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? getting to know them. [ [la] getting to know you [la] ]
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? yes. definetly.
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? I never really base actions on whats socially acceptable.
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? everyone needs a one night fling.
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? ug, yes.
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? probably not. thats okay, I find them good looking.
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? nope.
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? ummm. . .yes?
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? my virginity.
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? his virginity. tee hee.
(73) How badly do you want it? um. I dont really.
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? nah.
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? I dont know. I didnt think. I have no idea the realtion to the section and that question.
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? yes.
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? thirty.
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? Cowgirl.
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? erm. another cowgirl outfit.
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? are you kidding? none.
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? Lemonade Day!
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? good.
(83) How good is your long-term memory? good.
(84) What is your earliest memory? painting the fence with my father.
(85) What is your happiest memory (other than recieving this survey)? The play.
(86) What is your strangest memory? being afraid of moss on a rock. . .I think christina had something to do with it.
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? hm. the Lost Skeleton of Kadavra.
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? Love Actually.
(89) What book makes/made you cry? The Old Man and the Sea, Where the Red Ferns Grow
(90) What song makes/made you cry? She Will be Loved and all the Spice Girls Songs.
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? sewing.
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? ew. no.
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? yes!
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? I'd be honored.
THIS SURVEY
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? nope.
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? nope.
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? nope.
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? whom do you love?
(99) How would you have answered it? honestly.
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? last night.
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? not to judge me by this survey. | | |
| On poetry. I hate poets that are all depressed like and like,
[ My mother summons me with her blood, and my veins are cut by your evil, I taste your blood with my face ]
god. they need help. I mean honestly. What kind of retard? [ that was an actual poem ] if you write like that you need a serious re-vamping of your artistic flow. because, here and now, that poem blows like a whale.
One to Critique
Claudia
P.S: any poem with summons in it sucks. any. | | |
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